Come On Out and We'll Give You a Buick!

It becomes increasingly difficult to find anything ofSee how they stressed six meters? I wonder why?
use in the media these days. Everything is wrapped inAn American publication for an American audience,
the cocoon of nonspeak; outrage is cloformed intodon't they know the American public abhors the
warm and fuzzy. We have been brow beaten by themetric system?
Bonnie and Clyde administration until we are numbedI guess six meters sounds better than eighteen feet
into submission. Like Londoners during the blitz no oneand demonstrated, which means some times most of
gets excited by the air raid sirens anymore. We crawlthe time but not all the time. So if we despin the first
out of the shelters each morning oblivious to theline,
new damage and unconcerned about the destruction"A Raytheon Co. satellite-guided artillery shell - the
of our neighbors.first weapon of its kind - will likely be deployed to
The effectiveness of the media should not beIraq next month,"
discounted; they have done a wonderful job.Will likely be deployed? Any one want to place a
They are the shinning stars of this cabal. Had a coupwager on how likely that might be?
de tat such as this happen in 1939 when Edward R."The army shipped the first 155mm "Excalibur" shells
Morrow had been at the peek of his journalisticto Kuwait after the weapon in February
powers he could have spent the rest of his days justdemonstrated accuracy within six meters of its
on the usurpatation of the Constitution in the yeartarget,"
2000. He could have added to Churchill's famous book155 MM is the largest artillery shell in the Armies
"While England Slept" with another volume Whileinventory that can sometimes come with in eighteen
America was comatose. But that was only thefeet of its target. Now if we were just chunking
opening salvo and by now six and a half years laterpumpkins that would be pretty cool, but what are
he would certainly have worked himself into a statethey forgetting? Oh yeah, that the shell is filled with
of exhaustion.high explosives and would kill any one with in a
Management would have quickly tired of his lapses inhundred feet of it. I guess that's an unimportant
company protocol and would have promoted him todetail.
the Luxemburg bureau or perhaps the lighter side of"A precision that can minimize civilian casualties and
the news interviewing American Idol contestants. It'saccidental U.S. military deaths in a war that is
ok to cover tragedy in its deepest bloody prurientincreasingly urban. An unguided 155mm shell can miss
detail but only good tragedy. You ask, good tragedy?its target by as much as 280 meters."
Yes, good tragedy the Virginia tech shootings by allStop! Read the line above twice for good measure,
means that's a good tragedy. A nut with guns, can'tThank God it sounded for a minute there like they
be blamed on the government and everyone haswere going to be using 155mm artillery against
stopped asking about the lying Attorney General orinnocent civilian populations. But in our Christian
Dennis Kucinich filing articles of impeachment againstcompassion and our love for mankind we are going
the Vice President, Yes yes by all means cover theto use the more accurate 155mm howitzers against
nut with guns!innocent civilians and for some reason the Iraqi's don't
Now the story about the Iraqi Prime Minister issuinglike us, go figure.
an arrest warrant for an Iraqi Colonel in charge of an"The shells are awaiting final army approval before
area of Baghdad that's bad tragedy. His area ofshipment to Iraq. For Waltham, Mass.-based
command was resplendent with car bombs over theRaytheon, successful combat use would be a
past week killing twice as many as at Virginia tech.milestone in a $1.4-billion-US program for up to 30,000
Well it's so far away and so hard to get any factsshells costing about $39,000 each."
and well no one looks good in a story like that doIraq? I thought they were going to Kuwait and then
they. An Iraqi colonel working with the insurgency,likely Iraq make up your mind will you. Now what
Sound too expensive.qualifies as successful combat use? We only kill half
Here's a good story about Iraq but it's not withoutas many civilians or twice as many insurgents and
thorns,what with using 155 mm artillery how will we tell the
Smart artillery shells going to Iraqdifference? But it would be a milestone all right, $1.4
Shell can drop within six meters of intended targetbillion dollars for 30,000 shells. How about we buy
Bloomberg30,000 Buick's instead, it might be more cost
Published: Thursday, April 19, 2007effective for our troops to yell, "Come on out and
WASHINGTON -- A Raytheon Co. satellite-guidedwe'll give you a Buick!
artillery shell -- the first weapon of its kind -- will likelyThis story is a textbook example of the Orwellian
be deployed to Iraq next month, U.S. army officialsnon-speak perpetuated by the media.
said yesterday.A terrible thing, the use of 155 mm artillery on civilian
The army shipped the first 155mm "Excalibur" shellspopulations is portrayed as noble and compassionate
to Kuwait after the weapon in Februaryand an effort to save lives. But by saying, "An
demonstrated accuracy within six meters of itsunguided 155mm shell can miss its target by as much
target, a precision that can minimize civilian casualtiesas 280 meters." They are saying we can't use
and accidental U.S. military deaths in a war that isartillery against buildings in increasingly urban
increasingly urban. An unguided 155mm shell can missenvironment 280 meters = 840 feet you could shoot
its target by as much as 280 meters.all day and never hit the target. But now because of
The shells are awaiting final army approval beforeour care and concern for mankind and shoulder fired
shipment to Iraq. For Waltham, Mass.-basedmissiles taking out our helicopters we will indeed use
Raytheon, successful combat use would be a155 mm artillery on civilian populations. Talk about
milestone in a $1.4-billion-US program for up to 30,000your nut with guns story!
shells costing about $39,000 each.