Funny Marine Boot Camp Stories That Are Worth Reading

Whether you're one of those considering to join thethere, they sang "Silent Night" and yes they switched
USMC or you're just plain interested about a Marine'stheir lights on and off! Everyone had a good laugh
life, Marine boot camp stories are always nice to readafter. Now that's Marine Christmas.
and share mainly because almost everyone is curiousWant to hear another story? It was the evening of
about what goes inside the camp. Oh yes we are allHalloween and the DIs collected all of the cocoa mix
aware of the challenges and hardships!from the MREs. For the recruits, that's really not a
I read one interesting and very funny story and I'dgood sign. So everybody is cleaning their weapons
like to share it with you. This is one of the funniestand the DI called in four recruits and had them start
marine boot camp stories worth sharing over a fewdoing bends and thrusts. After several minutes of
beers. It was a Christmas Eve and the recruits werethat tiring ordeal, the recruits would be gasping for air
out in the boondocks for their training. None of theand this is the perfect time that the DI is waiting for
drill instructors was even mentioning the occasion untilto give them a packet of the cocoa mix. As you've
one of the recruits had the chest to bring up theprobably guessed, the dry cocoa was churned out
topic. So the drill instructor said "You want Christmas?everywhere coming out of both mouth and snorted
Let the games begin".out through their noses. Isn't that a great trick or
You know what happened next? The drill instructortreat? Funny Marine boot camp stories are always
asked half of the platoon to climb a big tree carryingnice to have because it makes the mood so much
their flashlights with them, some of them werelighter and they kind of take a little pressure off.
asked to put the red lens on. While they were up