| So you want to be like Bear Grylls? You want to | | | | that teaches survival classes and take them until you |
| shoot a piranha right out of the water with a bow | | | | become a survival expert. |
| and arrow you made from a tree branch and some | | | | Now you need to take some acrobatics, gymnastic, |
| crazy plant fiber? You want to be able to live off of | | | | or Ninjutsu classes. These are classes that teach you |
| maggots and lizards? Well then let's get started. | | | | how to climb and jump and move around through |
| Well first of all. Bear was in the British Special Air | | | | trees and stuff like that. |
| Service (SAS), which is one of the most elite military | | | | Finally you need to take your skills and go out into |
| Special Forces units in the world. So there's one way | | | | the world and do all sorts of incredible things with |
| to do it. Join some form of the Special Forces in the | | | | charities, volunteer work, and teaching your skills to |
| military. | | | | others. Because that is what Bear Grylls does. He |
| Now here is what you can do if you don't want to | | | | truly is an incredible man. Once you learn all this, |
| join the military. Alright your first step is to get into | | | | become one of the most influential men in America |
| incredible shape. You should find a great workout | | | | and donate much of your time to charities and |
| program or do some research and design your own. | | | | organizations, then you'll be like Bear Grylls. Oh yeah, |
| Once you are in ridiculous shape then go ahead and | | | | you have to climb Everest too, and be the youngest |
| do some research online and find some company | | | | person ever to do it. |