Toothpaste Gum: Nothing Too Good for Our Troops!

Even out here in Idaho we heard that the Army isOrd, California. They said they couldn't scheduled me
developing a powerful gum that will scrub the teethuntil six months after I was discharged.
of our GIs while they are blasting away at insurgents.Too late! Too late!
It's true! It's true!At home, I knew I could trust the Veterans
GIs can't always find their toothbrush and they neverAdministration to make up for what was not done
have any toothpaste. (Let's see, I was cleaning mywhile I was in the service. A V.A. dentist gave me an
rifle with it yesterday...) Anyway, that's how it was inexamination and told me that I was not eligible for
Korea.V.A. care even though I was a veteran.
If you wanted toothpaste or a new toothbrush inToo bad! Too bad!
Korea you had to wait until the Red Cross sent it toI don't remember anyone cleaning his teeth on the
you. I don't remember finding it in the supply tent. Aline. With what? I came down off the line after 43
couple of times the Red Cross sent us some suppliesdays of living in a hole (complete with dirt floor and
that might (or might not) include dental stuff.walls) to get a shower. I looked up into that shower
However, you could often get a corncob pipe.and grinned and grinned and grinned. My radioman
The dental service was great in Korea too. Thescrubbed my back and I scrubbed his.
dentists were too lazy to fix your teeth. TheyScrub! Scrub! Scrub!
probably figured you'd be dead anyway. TheyI'm glad they are getting that gum for our
grabbed a pair of pliers and yanked out your teethservicemen. I'm sure they will want to:
and went back to drinking coffee.Chew! Chew! Chew!
Back in the states, I tried to get dental care at Fort